Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Danielle Should Win BECAUSE of Her Accent!

Perhaps you've seen the show America's Next Top Model. Today they went from 4 to 3 potential winners with Danielle barely making the cut. Danielle is from Little Rock, Arkansas. Her favorite food is fried chicken. She has a gap in her front teeth. And Tyra Banks and the other judges' main problem with her is her accent. When she speaks you can tell she is from what some affectionately call "the Dirty South." Tyra claims that to be a Cover Girl, to do Cover Girl commercials, you can't talk like that. You have to talk like a Cover Girl. Translation: you have to talk like a well-educated white girl with a bland American accent.

One of Danielle's biggest assetts is her accent. It makes her unique and sexy in a way none of the other women are on the show. If Cover Girl doesn't want her, it's their loss. Their makeup sucks anyway. Am I right ladies?

2 comments:

noyb said...

umm, here's the thing--cover girl is for white people. no seriously, it's the whitest makeup in the history of the world.

CVillarreal said...

They do say its easy, breezy and beautiful. As a person of color I can tell you that life is difficult, stormy and ugly.